February 2012
I feel like dog shit.
I’m a bit upset by those birds of paradise.
I was trying to find a decent video a few weeks ago to make gifs with no luck.
;__;
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Why does cough syrup have to taste terrible, no matter what flavor? Why can’t they make it taste good?
It’s 2012, man. We have machines that can shoot subatomic particles. I think we have the fucking technology to make cough syrup not taste like ass.
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Downloading Moon Safari was a good choice.
My grandmother just liked a video of mine on Facebook of Ellen Degeneres going on about her sexuality and a conservative group that’s causing a scene over her become the new spokesperson for JCPenney because she’s a lesbian.
Uh… I’m confused.
Maybe my mom’s wrong about how they’d react to me being gay.
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Pati Yang|1953 Northwest
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I mean, I absolutely know that the bulk of my ancestors came from the British Isles and I get frustrated not knowing exactly where my last name from and what it means. I just can’t even imagine not having anything to go on.
I get really sad sometimes when I think of different people’s heritage because virtually no black person born in America likely knows their true heritage since their ancestors were ripped from their homes and brought here with very little to record where they came from. I mean, most slaves came from the Gulf of Guinea, so countries like Cameroon, Ghana, and Nigeria, but still you can at best...
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
white people: my great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess
white people: my great great grandmother was a susquehanna princess and now there's a tattoo on my foot.
You make a post about that almost daily and you seem extremely insecure.
It’s a matter of preference. Shush.
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What the Bible says about...
christiantheatheist:
Clothing
Women may not wear men’s clothing or vice versa — it’s an “abomination unto the Lord.”
“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.” — Deuteronomy 22:5
Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.
“Women adorn...
So, on my phone the ‘(’ key is the same as the ‘D’ key, so if I accidentally hit Shift instead of Function, I’ll end up getting :D when I want :(.
That could get hairy.
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Etymology time.
cannibal-
1550s, from Sp. canibal ”a savage, cannibal,” from Caniba, Christopher Columbus’ rendition of the Caribs’ name for themselves (see Caribbean). The natives were believed to be anthropophagites. Columbus, seeking evidence that he was in Asia, thought the name meant the natives were subjects of the Great Khan. Shakespeare’s Caliban (in “The...
“If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...”
– Margaret Cho (via fuckyeahfemmes)
Why did my mom just drag me out of my room at 7am, knowing I hadn’t been asleep yet, to chit chat with me about nothing?
What does it say about your life when your mother fully embraces your terrible sleep schedule by keeping you up until 8:30am just to have some small talk before she leaves for work?
I am so dead.
“Now, you can’t forget chivalry! You know, that concept that was invented in the Middle Ages when women could rarely leave their houses unless a high born male came and fell in love with her and gave some measure of power. That’s what we need in today’s society. Chivalry.”
A girl is arguing with me on that status.
She brought up the importance of chivalry.
I’m going to vomit.
This is how dumb I am:
I’ve always had the same cable for my Xbox and a shitty TV. Well, I got a new HD tv, but thought I needed an HDMI cable to actually play in HD. So, for Valentine’s Day, Jason got me an HDMI cable, and lo and behold, my Xbox doesn’t have an HDMI port.
Damn.
So, I go to Gamestop today and ask them for whatever cord it is I need, and they bring me one...
So being completely incapable with technology, I just figured out how to get my HD TV to actually be HD with my Xbox.
Skyrim is beautiful.
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winterthenfell replied to your post: winterthenfell replied to your photo: Can I just…
I’d grow a penis for you
Brittany.
I—I’m touched.
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winterthenfell replied to your photo: Can I just go on tirade for a minute?
CAN I HUG YOU FOREVER YOU’RE PERFECT AND EVERYTHING?????????????????????
I should just be straight so we can be married and stuff.
(stuff is have sex)
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cviper replied to your post: That’s one of the reasons I so loathe religion. No…
what about people who find religion later in life? and if it makes them happy, how exactly is it so wrong? as far as i can tell every religious person i’ve met lives their life by paschals wager
Ok, Paschal’s Wager is a crock of shit, for one. Paschal talked merely of Christianity and Jesus Christ, but...